9 Attempts at Chivalry

  1. You reach for the door but it’s automatic
  2. You offer your handkerchief but it has a nasty funk
  3. You offer to pick up the check but your credit card is declined
  4. You go to open the car door but realize you locked the keys inside
  5. You stop to help me change my tire but you are too weak to loosen the lug nuts
  6. You try to guide me onto train but you are pushed and you slip halfway into the gap
  7. You reach to help me with my coat but you manage to get tangled
  8. You pull out my chair then push me too far into the table
  9. I shiver and you offer me your sleeveless argyle vest (A joke, i'm sure.)

Keep trying...

Posted on December 10, 2013 .